Sardar Jokes
- Thread starter borncricketer
- Start date
A sardar woke up in the morning, followed his daily routine,...and when he was all ready he went on top of a branch of one of the trees in his lawn.
Can you guess why?
......................
.....................
He was a Branch Manager.
Can you guess why?
......................
.....................
He was a Branch Manager.
Sachin_007
Club Cricketer
Sardarji and his wife are travelling by car from Key West to Boston.
After almost twenty-four hours on the road, they're too tired to
continue, and they decide to stop for a rest.
They stop at a nice hotel and take a room, but they only plan to sleep for four hours and then get back on the road.
When they check out four hours later, the desk clerk hands them a bill for 350.
The Sardarji explodes and demands to know why the charge is so high.
He tells the clerk although it's a nice hotel, the rooms certainly
aren't worth $350.
When the clerk tells him $350 is the standard rate, the man insists on speaking to the Manager.
The Manager appears, listens to the Sardarji, and then explains that the hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference center that were available for the husband and wife to use.
"But we didn't use them", the Sardarji complains.
"Well, they are here, and you could have," explains the Manager.
He goes on to explain they could have taken in one of the shows for which the hotel is famous.
"The best entertainers from New York, Hollywood and Las Vegas perform here," the Manager says.
"But we didn't go to any of those shows," Sardarji complains again.
"Well, we have them, and you could have", the Manager replies.
No matter what facility the Manager mentions, the Sardarji replies "But we didn't use it".
The Manager is unmoved, and eventually the Sardarji finally gives up and agrees to pay.
He writes a check and gives it to the Manager.
The Manager is surprised when he looks at the check.
"But sir," he says,"this check is only made out for $100."
"That's right," says the sardarji,"I charged you $250 for sleeping with my wife."
"But I didn't!" exclaims the Manager.
"Well," the Sardarji replies, "she was here, and you could have."
thnx mate...
After almost twenty-four hours on the road, they're too tired to
continue, and they decide to stop for a rest.
They stop at a nice hotel and take a room, but they only plan to sleep for four hours and then get back on the road.
When they check out four hours later, the desk clerk hands them a bill for 350.
The Sardarji explodes and demands to know why the charge is so high.
He tells the clerk although it's a nice hotel, the rooms certainly
aren't worth $350.
When the clerk tells him $350 is the standard rate, the man insists on speaking to the Manager.
The Manager appears, listens to the Sardarji, and then explains that the hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference center that were available for the husband and wife to use.
"But we didn't use them", the Sardarji complains.
"Well, they are here, and you could have," explains the Manager.
He goes on to explain they could have taken in one of the shows for which the hotel is famous.
"The best entertainers from New York, Hollywood and Las Vegas perform here," the Manager says.
"But we didn't go to any of those shows," Sardarji complains again.
"Well, we have them, and you could have", the Manager replies.
No matter what facility the Manager mentions, the Sardarji replies "But we didn't use it".
The Manager is unmoved, and eventually the Sardarji finally gives up and agrees to pay.
He writes a check and gives it to the Manager.
The Manager is surprised when he looks at the check.
"But sir," he says,"this check is only made out for $100."
"That's right," says the sardarji,"I charged you $250 for sleeping with my wife."
"But I didn't!" exclaims the Manager.
"Well," the Sardarji replies, "she was here, and you could have."
ritwik said:
thnx mate...
Sachin_007
Club Cricketer
One day Santa was drawing money from the ATM counter. Banta was standing behind in the queue and following him. Then he said to Santa " I have seen your password".
Santa: "Really? Ok. Tell me what is it?"
Banta said: " Its four star".
Santa: "You are wrong.Its 1258".
Santa: "Really? Ok. Tell me what is it?"
Banta said: " Its four star".
Santa: "You are wrong.Its 1258".
Sachin_007
Club Cricketer
Scene: Trench warfare on Pakistan border, Sikh regiment on one side.
Kartar Singh gets a bright idea, shouts, "Oye Abdul!"
A guy gets up from other trench, "Kya hai be"
Kartar Singh shoots!! BANG. The guy is shot dead!
Kartar Singh shouts again, "Oye Karim"
2 guys stand up, "Kya hai saala"
BANG BANG both khalaas are gone
Kartar Singh shouts again,"Oye Mustafa!"
2 more, BANG-BANG! dono khalaas!
Pakis get worried, they think: Saala Sardarji log, when did they get so smart? They decide to try the trick themselves.
"Abe Gurdev Singh"
silence
"Oye Gurdev Singh!!"
silence
"O bhai, Gurdev Singh!"
This time some one says, "Gurdev Singh ko kaun bula raha hai re?"
Paki gets up, "Main"
BANG! He goes!
newzolt said:
thnx mate...
Last edited:
y2j826
International Captain<br><a href="http://www.plane
I live in Punjab(India), i got lot of sikhs frds here and i personally dont believes in religions but sometimes i likes to be in GURDUWARA the holy place for sikhs, and someone told me to post this one on this thread and i think its fair to post this one, and how much reputation i will lost to write this one here dont know. But look at this ?
For all of you who thought 12 o Clock is a joke for Sardar.
I was standing at railway Station (New Delhi) when my attention went towards a Sikh youth standing near me wearing a Black turban having a long beard and wearing a kirpan over his shirt looking similar to a terrorist.
After a while, one local train arrived, which was totally packed. The Sikh youth tried to alight the train but failed to do so. Just then a voice was heard from the back coach 'Sardarji Barah Baj gaye' (Sir it's 12 o'clock!)
The Sikh youth looked over at that voice maker who was a young mischievous type of person and instead of showing any anger made a smile towards him.
The smile made was so enigmatic that it seemed as if some type of truth lies behind it. Not able to resist my temptation, I walked towards him and asked why did he smile at that person who teased him. The Sikh youth replied, 'He was not teasing me but was asking for my Help'.
I was surprised with these words and he told me that there was a big history behind that which one should know. I was eager to know the History and the Sikh youth narrated:
During 17th Century, when Hindustan was ruled by Mughals, all the Hindu people were humiliated and were treated like animals. Mughals treated the Hindu women as there own property and were forcing all Hindus to accept Islam and even used to kill the people if they were refusing to accept. That time, our ninth Guru, Sri Guru Teg Bhadarji came forward, in response to a request of some Kashmir Pandits to fight against all these cruel activities.
Guruji told the Mughal emperor that if he could succeed in converting him to Islam, all the Hindus would accept the same. But, if he failed, he should stop all those activities . The Mughal emperor happily agreed to that but even after lots of torture to Guruji and his fellow members he failed to convert him to Islam and Guruji along with his other four fellow members, were tortured and sacrificed their lives in Chandni Chowk. Since the Mughals were unable to convert them to Islam they were assassinated.
Thus Guruji sacrificed his life for the protection of Hindu religion. Can anybody lay down his life and that too for the protection of another religion? This is the reason he is still remembered as "Hind Ki Chaddar", shield of India. For the sake of whom he had sacrificed his life, none of the them came forward to lift his body, fearing that they would also be assassinated.
Seeing this incident our 10th Guruji, Sri Guru Gobind Singh ji (Son of Guru Teg Bahadarji) made a resolution that he would convert his followers to such human beings who would not be able to hide themselves and could be easily located in thousands.
At the start, the Sikhs were very few in numbers as they were fighting against the Mughal emperors. At that time, Nadir Shah raided Delhi in the year 1739 and looted Hindustan and was carrying lot of Hindustan treasures and nearly 2200 Hindu women along with him. The news spread like a fire and was heard by Sardar Jassa Singh who was the Commander of the Sikh army at that time . He decided to attack Nadir Shah's Kafila on the same midnight.
He did so and rescued all the Hindu women and they were safely sent to their homes. It didn't happen only once but thereafter whenever any Abdaalis or Iranis had attacked and looted Hindustan and were trying to carry the treasures and Hindu women along with them for selling them in Abdal markets, the Sikh army although fewer in numbers but were brave hearted and attacked them at midnight,12 O'clock and rescued women.
After that time when there occurred a similar incidence, people started to contact the Sikh army for their help and Sikhs used to attack the raider's at Midnight, 12 O'clock. It continued and became a known fact that at midnight, nearly at 12 O'clock, it is very difficult to fight against Sikhs as the Sikhs get some Extra Power to save Religion, Nation and Humanity.
Nobody can fight and win against them at midnight; this continues till now. Nowadays, these "smart people" and some Sikh enemies who are afraid of Sikhs, have spread these words that at 12 O'clock, the Sikhs go out of their senses. This historic fact was the reason which made me smile over that person as I thought that his Mother or Sister would be in trouble and wants my help and was reminding me by saying off 'Sardarji Barah Baj Gaye'
As he was narrating the incident I was feeling ashamed of myself as I used to click and enjoy the jokes on Sikhs and too made fun of them. But now I have got the truth that these Sikhs are born for others and they are real patriotic to Humanity and Religion. What are we all doing to these great Saints and Soldiers ???? Instead of thanking them, we all are making fun.
Earlier the Sikh youth appeared as a Terrorist but now I could see the reflection of real Patriotic person in him
---------------------------------
Now what u thinks about Sikhism ?
12 O'clock Joke
For all of you who thought 12 o Clock is a joke for Sardar.
I was standing at railway Station (New Delhi) when my attention went towards a Sikh youth standing near me wearing a Black turban having a long beard and wearing a kirpan over his shirt looking similar to a terrorist.
After a while, one local train arrived, which was totally packed. The Sikh youth tried to alight the train but failed to do so. Just then a voice was heard from the back coach 'Sardarji Barah Baj gaye' (Sir it's 12 o'clock!)
The Sikh youth looked over at that voice maker who was a young mischievous type of person and instead of showing any anger made a smile towards him.
The smile made was so enigmatic that it seemed as if some type of truth lies behind it. Not able to resist my temptation, I walked towards him and asked why did he smile at that person who teased him. The Sikh youth replied, 'He was not teasing me but was asking for my Help'.
I was surprised with these words and he told me that there was a big history behind that which one should know. I was eager to know the History and the Sikh youth narrated:
During 17th Century, when Hindustan was ruled by Mughals, all the Hindu people were humiliated and were treated like animals. Mughals treated the Hindu women as there own property and were forcing all Hindus to accept Islam and even used to kill the people if they were refusing to accept. That time, our ninth Guru, Sri Guru Teg Bhadarji came forward, in response to a request of some Kashmir Pandits to fight against all these cruel activities.
Guruji told the Mughal emperor that if he could succeed in converting him to Islam, all the Hindus would accept the same. But, if he failed, he should stop all those activities . The Mughal emperor happily agreed to that but even after lots of torture to Guruji and his fellow members he failed to convert him to Islam and Guruji along with his other four fellow members, were tortured and sacrificed their lives in Chandni Chowk. Since the Mughals were unable to convert them to Islam they were assassinated.
Thus Guruji sacrificed his life for the protection of Hindu religion. Can anybody lay down his life and that too for the protection of another religion? This is the reason he is still remembered as "Hind Ki Chaddar", shield of India. For the sake of whom he had sacrificed his life, none of the them came forward to lift his body, fearing that they would also be assassinated.
Seeing this incident our 10th Guruji, Sri Guru Gobind Singh ji (Son of Guru Teg Bahadarji) made a resolution that he would convert his followers to such human beings who would not be able to hide themselves and could be easily located in thousands.
At the start, the Sikhs were very few in numbers as they were fighting against the Mughal emperors. At that time, Nadir Shah raided Delhi in the year 1739 and looted Hindustan and was carrying lot of Hindustan treasures and nearly 2200 Hindu women along with him. The news spread like a fire and was heard by Sardar Jassa Singh who was the Commander of the Sikh army at that time . He decided to attack Nadir Shah's Kafila on the same midnight.
He did so and rescued all the Hindu women and they were safely sent to their homes. It didn't happen only once but thereafter whenever any Abdaalis or Iranis had attacked and looted Hindustan and were trying to carry the treasures and Hindu women along with them for selling them in Abdal markets, the Sikh army although fewer in numbers but were brave hearted and attacked them at midnight,12 O'clock and rescued women.
After that time when there occurred a similar incidence, people started to contact the Sikh army for their help and Sikhs used to attack the raider's at Midnight, 12 O'clock. It continued and became a known fact that at midnight, nearly at 12 O'clock, it is very difficult to fight against Sikhs as the Sikhs get some Extra Power to save Religion, Nation and Humanity.
Nobody can fight and win against them at midnight; this continues till now. Nowadays, these "smart people" and some Sikh enemies who are afraid of Sikhs, have spread these words that at 12 O'clock, the Sikhs go out of their senses. This historic fact was the reason which made me smile over that person as I thought that his Mother or Sister would be in trouble and wants my help and was reminding me by saying off 'Sardarji Barah Baj Gaye'
As he was narrating the incident I was feeling ashamed of myself as I used to click and enjoy the jokes on Sikhs and too made fun of them. But now I have got the truth that these Sikhs are born for others and they are real patriotic to Humanity and Religion. What are we all doing to these great Saints and Soldiers ???? Instead of thanking them, we all are making fun.
Earlier the Sikh youth appeared as a Terrorist but now I could see the reflection of real Patriotic person in him
---------------------------------
Now what u thinks about Sikhism ?
biks76
County Cricketer
Thanks Y2j826 that was absolutely right.Being a sikh I had to go a lot like this.I never tried to argue with people 'cos I thought they were not worth wasting time.but it was nice of you to approach the young man.One more thing, we are very patriotic.Still every sikhfamily prides in sending one boy to the army.My grandfather was a freedom fighter who had death warrant against him by the British.it pained me to see any community judged on appearance.On every front even wheter in Lanka or Kargil, it is Sikh Regiment that is always sent upfront.
and by the way Harbhajan Singh is a sikh, so is Navjot Singh Sidhu,Bishen Singh Bedi and Monty Panesar.And i must say, I am deeply offended by all what i read because it is not fun when people don't respect who and what you are.I am opting out of Planetcricket.
Goodbye
and by the way Harbhajan Singh is a sikh, so is Navjot Singh Sidhu,Bishen Singh Bedi and Monty Panesar.And i must say, I am deeply offended by all what i read because it is not fun when people don't respect who and what you are.I am opting out of Planetcricket.
Goodbye
Sachin_007
Club Cricketer
somiya said:
Did i say something bad to anyone or did i make fun of someone. If i did, i m sorry...
y2j826
International Captain<br><a href="http://www.plane
everyone has to read this one, this can happen to u, peoples can also talk about ur religion like that and make jokes on it.
@ SOMIYA if next time anyone talk to u badly just tell them the story.
@ sachin if u respect ur religion then dont dont post more jokes here.
@ SOMIYA if next time anyone talk to u badly just tell them the story.
@ sachin if u respect ur religion then dont dont post more jokes here.
viral1991
International Cricketer
Guys, wait. There is no need to leave PC or not post jokes, or anything like that. This is the 'Humour & Jokes' forum. All of us know that Sardars are human-beings, and therefore smart. There is no need to take this seriously. No one is disrespecting your religion, the jokes are just for humour, and not real. In fact, I haven't seen one Sardar who is such foolish. Why do people tell them Sardarji, because they are disrespecting them? NO!
Please dont start making comments like our race is more patriotic, people disrespect them or anything like that, it will just cause conflicts, flaming, etc. I hope you understand.
My 500th post!
Please dont start making comments like our race is more patriotic, people disrespect them or anything like that, it will just cause conflicts, flaming, etc. I hope you understand.
My 500th post!
Last edited:
duffarama
Chairman of Selectors
Everyone, as newzolt has said, this is the Humour and Jokes forum. Anything posted in this forum should not be taken as offensive and that all humour is posted in the interest of providing humour and laughs to people who visit here. If you feel that any of these jokes are insulting or discriminatory, please PM me and we can take this matter further. I'd rather than then people hijacking a joke thread to say that they feel uncomfortable or hurt.
Don't take anything seriously.
Don't take anything seriously.
y2j826
International Captain<br><a href="http://www.plane
i am not commenting on anyone religions, just telling the truth cuz i think thats not the right way to quote on one religion u should ask urself about that is that the right way ?
Repeating for the fourth time - its humour and jokes. That's all. If you find any joke to be insulting (which should not often be the case, as you can with great ease replace the word "sardar" with "blonde" or "redhead" or anything else for that matter in most of these jokes) you should refer the matter to Duffarama or any of the other admins or mods and we'll be glad to sort it out.
Similar threads
