Aseem Ralhan
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Thank you Guys for appreciating.Some more jokes.
Sardar's Maths
There is this group of 7 Sardars who plan to go to Delhi to thank the
President Dr. Zail Singh for his revolutionary policies, from which
they have greatly benefited. Moreover, they are his old friends, and
are longing to dine with the president. They agree that it would be
appropriate to use a taxi. So they go to a taxi driver and ask him how
much a ride would cost.
The driver frets a little and tells them, "Sahab! If only four of you
were to be there I would charge you just the meter rate, but then
since seven of you would be there, you have to give me Rs. 10/-
more."
The Sardars agree and decide to take the taxi. The taxi driver takes
them to Rashtrapati Bhavan. The meter shows Rs. 18/-, so the taxi
driver says, "You have to pay me Rs. 28/-."
Now, the Sardars have to share the cost among themselves and so they
decide to divide the total (Rs. 28/-) by the number of people, i.e. 7.
This is how they do the calculation to arrive at the answer:
____
7 | 28 = 13 ( 7 x 1 = 7, 7 x 3 = 21 ).
7
--
21
21
--
0
--
The driver (naturally) is exceedingly happy upon receiving Rs. 13/-
from each of the Sardars. He thanks them profusely and the feeling of
exultant happiness is writtern on his face as he leaves them and
proceeds his way.
Seeing this, the Sardars feel that they may have made a mistake. They
decide to ask Zail Singh about it. After all, the fellow was the
President of the nation! After all the initial formalities are
completed, they ask Zail Singh to check their calculation of the
taxi fare. Zail Singh ponders over the calculations and finally says,
"See, I am not good at division. The process just boggles me but
addition is something I am an expert at. Let us add all the amounts
you guys gave to the taxi driver and check the result. This is how I
do for those tax forms I get very often.
The process is slow but is sure." The other sardars nod their heads
(?) in appreciation.
The President writes as shown below and also explains as he writes
on:
13
13
13
13
13
13
13
--
28
--
i.e. 3+3+3+3+3+3+3= 21 and 21+1+1+1+1+1+1+1=28 so this
checks out. He then says, "Yes, it's correct. But I can also
call my close friend and Finance man Manmohan Singh.
It is always better that he rechecks it. After all, he is a Finance man,
you know!" Manmohan Singh arrives, and when told of the problem,
he replies that he doesn't think it is a bad deal but says, "No problem!
I will verify it via mathematical computation. I'll verify it with
multiplication. That is the best technique for this, you see!"
While others watch in admiration, Manmohan Singh goes on to write as
shown:
13
x7
---
21
7
--
28 This checks out as well.
--
Then he says, "This is really fine. There should be no problem,
President Sahab. After all, it is correct in all the methods."
Peace reigns at the President's residence as the inhabitants and
guests remain in quite contentedness while they reminisce about their
astute abilities on solving a problem in a successful fashion.
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air travel
One sardar was going to Chandigarh from pune by a air-india plane.He was alloted the middle seat of one of the 3-seats array.But as soon as the sardarji got into the plane, he sat on the window side seat which was actually for an old lady.After some time the old lady came and requested the sardarji to leave the side seat.But the sardaji told:"I want to see the view from the window and shall not leave". The old lady then complained to the air hostess .The air hostess came and requested the sardarji to leave that seat.But sardarji was adament and did not leave.Then the air hostess went and told the asst capt.He also came and requested,but in vain.Finally the Captain came.He whispered something in the ears of the sardarji,and the sardarji immedietly left the side seat and returned to the middle seat. Astonished,the airhostess and the asst. capt. asked the capt afterwards what he told to the sardarji.Capt. told :"nothing.Ijust told him that only the middle seats will go to Chandigarh.All others will go to Jalandhar."
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Side A -Side B
Once Santa Singh and Banta Singh were going in a jungle, Suddenly they saw one tiger comming towards them. To save themselves they climbed a tree and both sat on one branch. The tiger came under the tree and sat down. Santa told Banta " Yaar just to pass Time Why don't you sing some song" Banta Singh started to sing. After singing four songs Banta hanged upside down on the branch and then again sung four songs. After singing all the songs he Banta came back to his original position. Santa asked curiosly "Yaar Bantya, You sung four songs sitting in upright position and next four songs you sat upside down, Why did you do that?" Banta told " Yaar First four songs were from side A and the other four were from Side B"
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laugh it over
Bill Gates dies and goes to hell. Satan greets him, "Welcome Mr. Gates, we've been waiting for you. This will be your home for all eternity. You've been selfish, greedy and a big liar all your life. Now, since you've got me in a good mood, I'll be generous and give you a choice of three places in which you'll be locked up forever." Satan takes Bill to a huge lake of fire in which millions of poor souls are tormented and tortured. He then takes him to a massive colosseum where thousands of people are chased about and devoured by starving lions. Finally, he takes Bill to a tiny room in which there is a PC in the corner. Without hesitation, Bill says "I'll take this option." "Fine," says Satan, allowing Bill to enter the room. Satan locks the room after Bill. As he turns around, he bumps into Lucifer. Lucifer: That was Bill Gates! Why did you give him the best place of all? Satan: That's what everyone thinks! Lucifer: What about the PC? Satan (laughing): It's got Windows 95! And it's missing three keys! Lucifer: Which three? Satan (screaming): Control, Alt and Delete!
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Sardar's Maths
There is this group of 7 Sardars who plan to go to Delhi to thank the
President Dr. Zail Singh for his revolutionary policies, from which
they have greatly benefited. Moreover, they are his old friends, and
are longing to dine with the president. They agree that it would be
appropriate to use a taxi. So they go to a taxi driver and ask him how
much a ride would cost.
The driver frets a little and tells them, "Sahab! If only four of you
were to be there I would charge you just the meter rate, but then
since seven of you would be there, you have to give me Rs. 10/-
more."
The Sardars agree and decide to take the taxi. The taxi driver takes
them to Rashtrapati Bhavan. The meter shows Rs. 18/-, so the taxi
driver says, "You have to pay me Rs. 28/-."
Now, the Sardars have to share the cost among themselves and so they
decide to divide the total (Rs. 28/-) by the number of people, i.e. 7.
This is how they do the calculation to arrive at the answer:
____
7 | 28 = 13 ( 7 x 1 = 7, 7 x 3 = 21 ).
7
--
21
21
--
0
--
The driver (naturally) is exceedingly happy upon receiving Rs. 13/-
from each of the Sardars. He thanks them profusely and the feeling of
exultant happiness is writtern on his face as he leaves them and
proceeds his way.
Seeing this, the Sardars feel that they may have made a mistake. They
decide to ask Zail Singh about it. After all, the fellow was the
President of the nation! After all the initial formalities are
completed, they ask Zail Singh to check their calculation of the
taxi fare. Zail Singh ponders over the calculations and finally says,
"See, I am not good at division. The process just boggles me but
addition is something I am an expert at. Let us add all the amounts
you guys gave to the taxi driver and check the result. This is how I
do for those tax forms I get very often.
The process is slow but is sure." The other sardars nod their heads
(?) in appreciation.
The President writes as shown below and also explains as he writes
on:
13
13
13
13
13
13
13
--
28
--
i.e. 3+3+3+3+3+3+3= 21 and 21+1+1+1+1+1+1+1=28 so this
checks out. He then says, "Yes, it's correct. But I can also
call my close friend and Finance man Manmohan Singh.
It is always better that he rechecks it. After all, he is a Finance man,
you know!" Manmohan Singh arrives, and when told of the problem,
he replies that he doesn't think it is a bad deal but says, "No problem!
I will verify it via mathematical computation. I'll verify it with
multiplication. That is the best technique for this, you see!"
While others watch in admiration, Manmohan Singh goes on to write as
shown:
13
x7
---
21
7
--
28 This checks out as well.
--
Then he says, "This is really fine. There should be no problem,
President Sahab. After all, it is correct in all the methods."
Peace reigns at the President's residence as the inhabitants and
guests remain in quite contentedness while they reminisce about their
astute abilities on solving a problem in a successful fashion.
_________________________________________________________________
air travel
One sardar was going to Chandigarh from pune by a air-india plane.He was alloted the middle seat of one of the 3-seats array.But as soon as the sardarji got into the plane, he sat on the window side seat which was actually for an old lady.After some time the old lady came and requested the sardarji to leave the side seat.But the sardaji told:"I want to see the view from the window and shall not leave". The old lady then complained to the air hostess .The air hostess came and requested the sardarji to leave that seat.But sardarji was adament and did not leave.Then the air hostess went and told the asst capt.He also came and requested,but in vain.Finally the Captain came.He whispered something in the ears of the sardarji,and the sardarji immedietly left the side seat and returned to the middle seat. Astonished,the airhostess and the asst. capt. asked the capt afterwards what he told to the sardarji.Capt. told :"nothing.Ijust told him that only the middle seats will go to Chandigarh.All others will go to Jalandhar."
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Side A -Side B
Once Santa Singh and Banta Singh were going in a jungle, Suddenly they saw one tiger comming towards them. To save themselves they climbed a tree and both sat on one branch. The tiger came under the tree and sat down. Santa told Banta " Yaar just to pass Time Why don't you sing some song" Banta Singh started to sing. After singing four songs Banta hanged upside down on the branch and then again sung four songs. After singing all the songs he Banta came back to his original position. Santa asked curiosly "Yaar Bantya, You sung four songs sitting in upright position and next four songs you sat upside down, Why did you do that?" Banta told " Yaar First four songs were from side A and the other four were from Side B"
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laugh it over
Bill Gates dies and goes to hell. Satan greets him, "Welcome Mr. Gates, we've been waiting for you. This will be your home for all eternity. You've been selfish, greedy and a big liar all your life. Now, since you've got me in a good mood, I'll be generous and give you a choice of three places in which you'll be locked up forever." Satan takes Bill to a huge lake of fire in which millions of poor souls are tormented and tortured. He then takes him to a massive colosseum where thousands of people are chased about and devoured by starving lions. Finally, he takes Bill to a tiny room in which there is a PC in the corner. Without hesitation, Bill says "I'll take this option." "Fine," says Satan, allowing Bill to enter the room. Satan locks the room after Bill. As he turns around, he bumps into Lucifer. Lucifer: That was Bill Gates! Why did you give him the best place of all? Satan: That's what everyone thinks! Lucifer: What about the PC? Satan (laughing): It's got Windows 95! And it's missing three keys! Lucifer: Which three? Satan (screaming): Control, Alt and Delete!
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