Punjab University Board Exam
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PUNJAB UNIVERSITY BOARD EXAM
Instructions:
a) All questions carry marks.
b) Use your own brains once you find it
c) sleeping is not allowed during exam .
d) Drinking is prohibited during the exam.
e) Weapons are Not allowed in the exam,
PUNJAB BOARD COLLEGE EXAM QUESTION PAPER
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PART A ( Questions 1 to 19)
[This one's slightly more difficult than last year's]
1. Write your name in less than 20 minutes and 20 letters (only
alphabet are allowed, no numeric digits or "_" allowed)
2. Sex?
( ) Male
( ) Female
( ) Sardar
3. What's your age group?
( ) less than 0
( ) equal to 0
( ) greater than 0
4. What is 2 + 2=?
( ) FOUR
( ) 4
( ) IV
5. If you have one brother, how many brothers does your brother have?
( ) none
( ) one
( ) question is too personal
6. Complete the following sentence... (4 marks)
______ ________ ________ _________ .
7. If there are 365 days in a year, how many days make a year?
8. Read the statement carefully and answer the following question: "My
mother's daughter's brother's mother's mother's daughter's husband's
wife is my mother herself".
Q. How many times the word "mother" appears in the above statement?
( ) None
( ) some times
( ) uncountable
9. If someone gives you a rupee for 100 paise, would you get:
( ) One rupee?
( ) 100 paise?
10. Write an Essay on "MYSELF" in not more than three sentences...
(HINT: My Name is ___________ (same as in [1]). I am a
_______(boy/girl). (I am writing an essay.)
11. If the time is 3.00 a. m., what does your digital watch show?
12. At what time does the 11.16 Indrayani Express come?
13. What do you do on a honeymoon?
( ) Collect Honey
( ) Admire Moon
( ) Collect Honey while admiring the moon
14. Earth is Flat?
( ) True
( ) Indeed True
15. If A =3D B and B =3D C then is B =3D A?
( ) TRUE
( ) NOT FALSE
( ) OUT OF SYLLABUS
16. If you eat lunch during lunchtime, what will you have during
dinnertime?
17. Think and write the present tense of THOUGHT.
18. Complete the following poem: Mary had a little lamb Little lamb
little lamb_ (HINT: "." or "@" or
"^")
19. This is question number
( ) 1
( ) 19
( ) 20
20. Complete the following series : 1,1,1,1,1, _,_,_,
21 .Kaal kitne prakaar ke hote hain ?? ( ) 1 ( ) 3 ( ) 5.Also choose which are they : ( ) Bhoot kaal ( ) Vartamaan Kaaal ( ) Bhavishya kaal ( ) Trunk Kaal ( ) Sat Sri ya kaal
22. To reach a 12 th floor of skyscraper , how many buttons would you press in elevator ??
( ) 12 ( ) 12 x 36 ( ) i'll take stairs
23. where does sun go at night ?
( ) to bed ( ) to night club ( ) haven't followed to see where's it go ( ) ask sun it self
24. Spell M- Y- T - H - O - L - O - G - Y
25. Did u reach the last question of the paper : ( ) YES ( ) No ( ) i don't want to think extra