Sardar Jokes
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duffarama
Chairman of Selectors
PM them to me, and I'll tell you if they are legitimate or not.iceman_waugh said:
Ashish_Nehra
Club Cricketer
gold639 said:
a person was travelling in a train, that compartment was full of sardars
he wanted to say a joke(which was on sardars), but he was scared because he thought sardars will beat him badly, he changed the joke and began
Person: There was a Bengali
before he said anything more, sardars beated him badly, he said why?
they said "Sardars are not extinct yet"
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One question
there is a perfectly square room
right in center is a veryyy costly diamond
at 1 corner is Batman,
at 2nd Superman,
at 3rd an intelligent sardar,
at 4th a common sardar,
who'll take the diamond.
keep wondering,............
a tip : only one of these exists in reality
saurabh2185
International Cricketer
Here is my collection.
Sachin_007
Club Cricketer
Sardars Are Not Stupid Convention
80,000 sardars meet in the gurunanak stadium, for a
"Sardars Are Not stupid" Convention.
The leader says, "We are all here today to prove to
the world that Sardars are not stupid.
Can I have a volunteer?"
A sardar gingerly works his way through the crowd and
steps up to the stage.
The leader asks him, "What is 15 plus 15?"
After 15 or 20 seconds he says, "Eighteen!" Obviously
everyone is a little disappointed.
Then 80,000 sardars start cheering,
"Give him another chance!
Give him another chance!"
The leader says, "Well since we've gone to the trouble
of getting 80,000 Of you in one place and we have the
worldwide press and global broadcast media here, uh, I
guess we can give him another chance.
" So he asks, "What is 5 plus 5?"
After nearly 30 seconds he eventually Says, "Ninety?"
The leader is quite perplexed, looks down and just
lets out a dejected Sigh -
everyone is disheartened, the sardar starts crying and
the 80,000 sardars begin to yell and wave their hands
shouting,
"GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!
GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!"
The leader, unsure whether or not he is doing more ha
than damage,eventually says, "Ok! Ok! Just one more
chance.
What is 2 plus 2?
The surd closes his eyes, and after a whole minute
eventually says, "Four?".
Throughout the stadium pandemonium breaks out
as all 80,000 surdies jump To their feet, wave their
arms, stomp their feet and scream........................
......................................................................
"GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!
"GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!
80,000 sardars meet in the gurunanak stadium, for a
"Sardars Are Not stupid" Convention.
The leader says, "We are all here today to prove to
the world that Sardars are not stupid.
Can I have a volunteer?"
A sardar gingerly works his way through the crowd and
steps up to the stage.
The leader asks him, "What is 15 plus 15?"
After 15 or 20 seconds he says, "Eighteen!" Obviously
everyone is a little disappointed.
Then 80,000 sardars start cheering,
"Give him another chance!
Give him another chance!"
The leader says, "Well since we've gone to the trouble
of getting 80,000 Of you in one place and we have the
worldwide press and global broadcast media here, uh, I
guess we can give him another chance.
" So he asks, "What is 5 plus 5?"
After nearly 30 seconds he eventually Says, "Ninety?"
The leader is quite perplexed, looks down and just
lets out a dejected Sigh -
everyone is disheartened, the sardar starts crying and
the 80,000 sardars begin to yell and wave their hands
shouting,
"GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!
GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!"
The leader, unsure whether or not he is doing more ha
than damage,eventually says, "Ok! Ok! Just one more
chance.
What is 2 plus 2?
The surd closes his eyes, and after a whole minute
eventually says, "Four?".
Throughout the stadium pandemonium breaks out
as all 80,000 surdies jump To their feet, wave their
arms, stomp their feet and scream........................
......................................................................
"GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!
"GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!
duffarama
Chairman of Selectors
Some quality there mate.Sachin_007 said:
Good that you posted them in the right thread.
borncricketer
Panel of Selectors<br><a href="http://www.planetcr
Lolzz nice one there
Sachin_007
Club Cricketer
BANTA: I had a fight with my wife today.
Santa: How did it end?
Banta:She came to me with folded hands and requested me to come out from under
that bed. Coward
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Once Santa Singh won a ticket to USA.But Santa did not know English.Hence,he
went to an English teacher to learn English. The teacher told him to use only
3 words i.e,'YES','NO' and 'THANK YOU.
When Santa sat in the plane,accidently a lady's purse fell on his seat.The
lady came and asked Santa,"Do you have my purse?"
Santa said,"Yes."
The lady said,"Please give it to me."
Santa said,"No."
The lady gave Santa Singh a tight slap and he said,"Thank You!!!"
**************************************************
Santa:Marte vaqt aadmi ko kya dena chahiye.
Banta:Birla white cement
Santa:Kyon?
Banta:Kyonki is cement main jaan hai
**************************************************
Santa singh was failing in his maths exam for the past 5 years and the teachers
there wanted to get him passed some how.So they decided that in the next exam
they will ask him a very easy question.
On the day of the exam which was held in a huge auditorium where there were
many of his sardar friends he was called on the stage and asked. "What is 2+2 ?"
Santa Singh thougth for a long time and finally said 4.
On his answer all his sardar friends stood up and shouted "PLEASE GIVE HIM
ANOTHER CHANCE".
*****************************************************
Santa Singh had six children and was very proud of his achievement. He was so proud of himself that he started calling his wife, 'Mother of Six,' in spite of her objections.
One night they went to a party. Santa decided that it was time to go home, and wanted to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well. He shouted at the top of his voice, 'Shall we go home, Mother of Six?'
His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion shouted back, 'Anytime you're ready, Father of Four!'
**************************************************
The phone rang in the obituary department of the local newspaper.
'How much does it cost to have an obituary printed'? asked miser Santa Singh.
'It's 50 Rupees a word, sir,' the clerk replied politely.
'Fine,' said Santa Singh after a moment. 'Okay then, write this down: 'Banta - dead'.'
'That's all?' asked the clerk disbelievingly.
'That's it.'
'I'm sorry sir, I should have told you - there's a five word minimum.'
'Yes, you should've,' snapped the Santa. Now let me think a minute... okay, here goes: Banta dead. Maruti for Sale.'
Santa: How did it end?
Banta:She came to me with folded hands and requested me to come out from under
that bed. Coward
******************************************************
Once Santa Singh won a ticket to USA.But Santa did not know English.Hence,he
went to an English teacher to learn English. The teacher told him to use only
3 words i.e,'YES','NO' and 'THANK YOU.
When Santa sat in the plane,accidently a lady's purse fell on his seat.The
lady came and asked Santa,"Do you have my purse?"
Santa said,"Yes."
The lady said,"Please give it to me."
Santa said,"No."
The lady gave Santa Singh a tight slap and he said,"Thank You!!!"
**************************************************
Santa:Marte vaqt aadmi ko kya dena chahiye.
Banta:Birla white cement
Santa:Kyon?
Banta:Kyonki is cement main jaan hai
**************************************************
Santa singh was failing in his maths exam for the past 5 years and the teachers
there wanted to get him passed some how.So they decided that in the next exam
they will ask him a very easy question.
On the day of the exam which was held in a huge auditorium where there were
many of his sardar friends he was called on the stage and asked. "What is 2+2 ?"
Santa Singh thougth for a long time and finally said 4.
On his answer all his sardar friends stood up and shouted "PLEASE GIVE HIM
ANOTHER CHANCE".
*****************************************************
Santa Singh had six children and was very proud of his achievement. He was so proud of himself that he started calling his wife, 'Mother of Six,' in spite of her objections.
One night they went to a party. Santa decided that it was time to go home, and wanted to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well. He shouted at the top of his voice, 'Shall we go home, Mother of Six?'
His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion shouted back, 'Anytime you're ready, Father of Four!'
**************************************************
The phone rang in the obituary department of the local newspaper.
'How much does it cost to have an obituary printed'? asked miser Santa Singh.
'It's 50 Rupees a word, sir,' the clerk replied politely.
'Fine,' said Santa Singh after a moment. 'Okay then, write this down: 'Banta - dead'.'
'That's all?' asked the clerk disbelievingly.
'That's it.'
'I'm sorry sir, I should have told you - there's a five word minimum.'
'Yes, you should've,' snapped the Santa. Now let me think a minute... okay, here goes: Banta dead. Maruti for Sale.'
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Sachin_007
Club Cricketer
1 - Santa Singh and Banta Singh were sitting on a tree and Santa Singh was singing a song. After 4 songs Santa Singh hung himself upside down and started singing again. Banta Singh : Santa Singh, what is the matter with you? Why are you hanging upside down.
Santa Singh : I am singing the B side.
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2 - This sardarji goes to see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start approaching he is cowering in his seat when his friend asks him ;kyon sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai.;
Sardarji replies ;Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai, lekin voh to janwar hai, usko kya pata"
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3 - A sardarji with two red ears went to his doctor. The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears and he answered, ;I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang - but instead of picking up the phone I acccidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear.;
Oh Dear!; the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. But ... what happened to the other ear?;
The scoundrel called back. SAID SARDARJI;
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4 - Sardar Gurbachan Singh is appearing for his University final examination. He takes his seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes his shoes off and throws them out of the window. He then removes his turban and throws it away as well. His shirt, pant, socks and watch follow suit. The invigilator, alarmed, approaches him and asks what is going on. Oye, I am only following the instructions 'Answer in brief'.;
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5 - Banta Singh finished his English exam and came out. His friends asked him how did he do his exam, for that he replied ;Exam was okay, but for the past tense of THINK, I thought, and thought, and thought ... and at last I wrote THUNK !!!;
LOL :rtfl
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1 - A sardharji photographer focusing a dead body's face in a funeral
function, suddenly all relatives beat him why?
He said "SMILE PLEASE"
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2 - Srdr gets ready ,wears tie, coat ,goes out, climbs tree, sits on the
branch regularly. A man asks why he does this.
Srdr:"I've been promoted as branch manager."
________________________________________________________________
3 - Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open mouth.................
WHY?
because his doctor advised him "Todays dinner should be light"_-=
________________________________________________________________
4 - SARDAR & FAMILY GO 2 A PARTY. HE INTRODUCES HIMSELF - I SARDAR,SHE
SARDARNEE, THE BOY MY KID & THE GIRL MY KIDNEY....
________________________________________________________________
5 - One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college. U knw
Why?
Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking...
________________________________________________________________
6 - Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever - What will
come first, Chicken or egg?
O Yaar, what ever u order first will come first.
-------------------------------THE END-----------------------------------
Santa Singh : I am singing the B side.
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2 - This sardarji goes to see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start approaching he is cowering in his seat when his friend asks him ;kyon sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai.;
Sardarji replies ;Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai, lekin voh to janwar hai, usko kya pata"
_____________________________________________________________
3 - A sardarji with two red ears went to his doctor. The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears and he answered, ;I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang - but instead of picking up the phone I acccidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear.;
Oh Dear!; the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. But ... what happened to the other ear?;
The scoundrel called back. SAID SARDARJI;
_______________________________________________________________
4 - Sardar Gurbachan Singh is appearing for his University final examination. He takes his seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes his shoes off and throws them out of the window. He then removes his turban and throws it away as well. His shirt, pant, socks and watch follow suit. The invigilator, alarmed, approaches him and asks what is going on. Oye, I am only following the instructions 'Answer in brief'.;
_______________________________________________________________
5 - Banta Singh finished his English exam and came out. His friends asked him how did he do his exam, for that he replied ;Exam was okay, but for the past tense of THINK, I thought, and thought, and thought ... and at last I wrote THUNK !!!;
LOL :rtfl
________________________________________________________________
1 - A sardharji photographer focusing a dead body's face in a funeral
function, suddenly all relatives beat him why?
He said "SMILE PLEASE"
________________________________________________________________
2 - Srdr gets ready ,wears tie, coat ,goes out, climbs tree, sits on the
branch regularly. A man asks why he does this.
Srdr:"I've been promoted as branch manager."
________________________________________________________________
3 - Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open mouth.................
WHY?
because his doctor advised him "Todays dinner should be light"_-=
________________________________________________________________
4 - SARDAR & FAMILY GO 2 A PARTY. HE INTRODUCES HIMSELF - I SARDAR,SHE
SARDARNEE, THE BOY MY KID & THE GIRL MY KIDNEY....
________________________________________________________________
5 - One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college. U knw
Why?
Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking...
________________________________________________________________
6 - Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever - What will
come first, Chicken or egg?
O Yaar, what ever u order first will come first.
-------------------------------THE END-----------------------------------
Ok a full insight to what a Sardar is...
A Sikh with the full long hair and big beard...(what Im gonna to be when I grow up). Why theyre made fun of is just like why the Irish are made fun of...its a mystery.
BTW, great jokes...theyre very funny
A Sikh with the full long hair and big beard...(what Im gonna to be when I grow up). Why theyre made fun of is just like why the Irish are made fun of...its a mystery.
BTW, great jokes...theyre very funny
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